Monday, 9 March 2015

THE WEEK’S HORROR HEADLINES (2nd – 9th March)

Not got time to trawl the web for all the top horror news of the last week? Well allow me to give you a bite-size breakdown of the all biggest nightmarish news!

1. STEPHEN KING’S MISERY HEADING TO BROADWAY




There is a Broadway adaptation of Stephen King’s Misery in the pipeline! And even more exciting — BRUCE WILLIS is set to take the lead role of Paul Sheldon! This is Willis' Broadway debut, so it’s exciting stuff. House of Cards’ Elizabeth Marvel will take the other lead role of demented Annie.
William Goldman, the man who adapted the novel for the movie screenplay, will also handle the stage adaptation.


2. … AND KING POSTS A FREE SHORT STORY ONLINE



Not had enough Stephen King? The master of modern horror published a new short story entitled A Death on the New Yorker’s website, which you can read RIGHT HERE.
It’s very good stuff, so check it out!


3. MICHAEL DOUGHERTY’S KRAMPUS CAST AND CREW ANNOUNCED



I’m a big fan of Dougherty’s Trick 'r Treat, so I can’t wait to see what he does with his Christmas-themed horror flick, Krampus.
Well, we’re one step closer as Adam Scott and Toni Collette will star in the film. Allison Tolman and Emjay Anthony are already onboard.
Read The Hollywood Reporter’s story here.

4. LADY GAGA JOINS AMERICAN HORROR STORY



Singer and professional weirdo Lady Gaga will join the cast of the next season of American Horror StoryHotel
Following the news that series stalwart and megastar Jessica Lange may well not return for the next incarnation of the hit Fox show, this probably isn’t the heavyweight acting announcement that fans have been clamouring for. Oh well.
Read Deadline ’s full story here.

5. FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 3 JUMPSCARES IT’S WAY ONTO STEAM



Five Nights At Freddy’s 3 has appeared on Steam without warning! The latest instalment is set 30 years later and — brace yourself Fazbear Fans — the bonus games and ending FINALLY reveal the secret backstory that have had hordes of fans theorising online for the past year. 
Get the latest version of the terrifying-animatronic dodging series here.

6. NEW THIS WEEK



The big home release this week is the not-too highly regarded Ouija, which is available at amazon. Worth a look? Let me know!


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Friday, 6 March 2015

SINISTER SIX: ACE ANTHOLOGIES

With my recent review of Tales of the Supernatural and upcoming coverage of Dreadtime Stories, it got me thinking about the plethora of portmanteau style horror anthologies out there.
With recent releases such as V/H/S: Viral and ABCs of Death 2 proving there is still plenty of demand for this type of storytelling, it seems like a great time to look back at the very best.

6: V/H/S 2 
Various, 2013



This is the most recent movie on the list (yep, I'm going old-school today) and it is definitely one of the most extreme. While the first and third efforts in the V/H/S series were something of a mixed bag (although Hannah Fierman's 'I like you' girl in the Amateur Night section of the first is amazing) there is barely a duff moment in the middle film. The segments were longer than in the first film, giving them more time to crawl under your skin.
The undoubted highlight is Safe Haven, directed by The Raid's Gareth Evans. Following a diabolical Far Eastern cult this visceral explosion of sheer, unadulterated awesome screams out for a feature-length adaptation and is enough to warrant inclusion on this list by itself. But that isn't to say that the other segments are duds — far from it! 
Jason Eisener (the man behind one of my favourite Grindhouse homages, Hobo WIth A Shotgun) brings us the hilariously deranged Slumber Party Alien Abduction, The Blair Witch Project’s Eduardo Sanchez hits us with his unique take on the zombie flick, A Ride In The Park and THE Adam Wingard (he of You’re Next fame) gives us a delightfully atmospheric chiller with Phase I Clinical Trials
You need to see it.

5. TRICK 'R TREAT
Michael Dougherty, 2007



Odds are that if you've read one of my features you know all about my unbridled love for Michael Dougherty's amazingly atmospheric Halloween anthology.
There's really very little left to say about why this movie is a stone-cold classic. The awesome cast (featuring the likes of X-Men’s Anna Paquin, Manhunter’s Brian Cox and Spider-man’s Dylan Baker), a brilliantly creepy and intricately interwoven series of wonderful stories and the birth of a legitimate horror icon in the incredible Sam, plus cinematography that means the film positively OOZES Autumnal atmosphere — this kicks all kinds of ass and the long-awaited sequel cannot come soon enough for this fan.
With storylines including zombies, ghosts, werewolves, serial-killers and the worst kind of demonic imp, Trick 'r Treat is a seasonal masterpiece. If you haven't yet seen it, make sure you set it aside to watch on 31st October this year. You absolutely will not regret it.

4. TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE
Jon Harrison, 1990



Apparently this was the unofficial Creepshow 3 and, thankfully, it is FAR superior to the official one released in 2006. In fact, many of the crew from the first two Creepshow movies were reunited on this picture. Furthermore, Tales From The Darkside sprang from a TV series that was essentially Creepshow: the TV series (albeit renamed), so the lineage is there.
You know what else is there? BRILLIANT stories and an equally brilliant cast!
The wraparound tale featuring Blondie's Debbie Harry as a Hansel and Gretel-esque witch preparing a young boy as meal is pretty good, but the segments are jaw-dropping.
Take Lot 249, based on the original and best mummy tale as penned by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. It boasts an amazing practical effects undead assailant and stars Christian Slater, Julianne Moore AND Steve Buscemi.
Read that again.
That's just one section!
The second, the Poe-like Cat From Hell (penned by George A Romero no less!) stars character actor supreme William Hickey as a wheelchair bound CEO of a pharmaceutical company that has killed thousands of cats for medical research. Now he hires a hitman to rid him of a sinister single black cat that he claims is out for revenge. Wackiness ensues.
But it is the third segment that cements TFTDS as one of all my all-time favourites. Lover’s Vow stars Rae Dawn Chong and James Remar along with one of the very finest practical creature effects from the era in which these things were at their best. The story is simple, poignant and creepy — and the movie is a classic.



3. TALES FROM THE CRYPT
Freddie Francis, 1972



I'll be honest, I could have done a Sinister Six Ace Amicus Anthologies list, but sense prevailed and I forced myself to limit Amicus’ presence on this list to just one entry. A contemporary cousin and rival to Britain's indomitable Hammer Films, the UK-based Amicus Productions pretty much made its name with a stunning series of ghoulish portmanteau tales that started with 1965's Dr Terror's House of Horrors (hey, that's a cool name...) and continued all the way through to 1974's From Beyond The Grave. Several of these were based on stories by Psycho writer Robert Bloch, and it was a bit of a toss-up as to whether I'd go for the incredible Asylum or Tales From The Crypt for my Amicus selection on this list. In the end I opted for the film based on the EC Comics title. 
It has developed a real cult following, not least for the All Through The Night section that saw Joan Collins under attack from a killer Santa a full 12 years before Silent Night, Deadly Night was banned for a similar story. Collins joins impressive names such as Peter Cushing (whose heartbreaking segment is a rollicking revenge tale) and Patrick Magee who bosses the screen as the stony-faced blind man out for vengeance against a greedy care home owner.
The wrap around story is great and features a killer punch at the end, while other segments such as the Monkey's Paw-like Wish You Were Here are more than satisfying. This is a sterling film from a time when British cinematic output was incredibly strong. It is highly, highly recommended.

2. CREEPSHOW
George A Romero, 1982



An homage to the banned and lurid 1950s horror comics, filled with stories written by Stephen King and directed by the father of the zombie movie, George A Romero.
I’m tempted to just leave this description there as evidence enough as to why this film rules, but that would actually do the flick an injustice. Featuring fabulous effects work from the one and only Tom Savini, this is a legitimate cult classic.
The stories are a little flimsy, revelling in their trashy roots but they are all great fun, boasting appearances from the likes of the late, great Leslie Nielsen, Ted Danson and even King himself! My favourite segment, The Crate, has been mentioned in my epic horror movie links feature, and is a brilliantly dark and surprisingly personal tale, while the other standout, They’re Creeping Up On You, descends into a stomach-turning nightmare with its creepy-crawly overload.
Now a confession — I actually prefer the second Creepshow movie. I think The Raft is a genuine classic horror story and probably prefer The Hitch-hiker with its 'Thanks for the ride, lady' catchphrase over the segments in this film, but as THE film that brought back the anthology format during the Golden Age of Eighties horror, Creepshow is a movie landmark. 

1. DEAD OF NIGHT
Various, 1945


I did say I was going old-school! And there are none more old-school than this classic film from the revered Ealing Studios. I won't go so far as to call this film and its various segments the prototype for the genre, but the fact remains that without Dead of Night the horror landscape would be very different indeed. Without this picture Amicus would have never tried to replicate its success and brought us the string of class anthologies mentioned earlier.
Sure, it feels a little dated now, but this film came a good 30-40 years before the films which took its ideas and ran with them.
With an amazing cast of top acting talent and some legitimately scary segments, Dead of Night is widely regarded by horror makers as one of the all-time greats. Martin Scorsese himself has hailed the film as one of the scariest of all-time, while Andy Nyman, one of the creators of the incredible horror portmanteau stageplay Ghost Stories is unashamed in his admiration for the film (in fact, upon closer inspection its influences on the show are plentiful).
OK, the light-hearted story about the pair of golfing rivals is a bit of a misfire, but as recently as last year the film’s legacy could be seen in the likes of Oculus. The Hearse Driver, The Haunted Mirror, The Christmas Party and, last but not least, The Ventriloquist’s Dummy with the spine chilling Hugo — these are all genuinely incredible and iconic horror tales. The old-time era just adds to the creepiness in what is, purely and simple, a classic. 
The bottom-line is that Dead of Night is essential viewing. 

So what do you think of the list? Are there any glaring omissions or choices you disagree with? Do you have a particular favourite horror anthologies that you feel I've overlooked? Or perhaps you think I’ve given one of the movies above too much credit?
Leave your comments below or drop me a message, it'd be great to hear from you.
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FRIGHTFUL FUN: DR SEUSS’ THE BABADOOK



So, I was a pretty damn impressed by The Babadook. Don't believe me? The review is right here.

I also loved the infamous Scary Poppins fake trailer by Mike Rule from a few years ago in which the classic Disney family movie was reimagined as a chilling horror flick.
See that right here if you haven’t already!


There's something wonderfully dark about subverting those classics from our childhood and combining them with the genre we love, as evidenced in my previous features on The Thing crossing paths with Pingu and Frozen.
No imagine my joy when the horror source material so wilfully likens itself to that most childish of things — the works of Dr Seuss.
You know where I’m going with this.

Check out this kick ass mash-up by the very talented Horror Report right here.


I’ll say this again.

KICK.
ASS!!!!!

Anybody out there got anything similar for me? Send it my way!


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Thursday, 5 March 2015

RAW REVIEW: PERNICIOUS

Director James Cullen Bressack has been the subject of some unwanted publicity recently with the shocking move by Britain's film certification body, the BBFC, to ban his new title, Hate Crimes.
Whether you agree with censorship or not, the BBFC's decision is massive news. What some of you may not realise, however, is that this is not Bressack's first foray into the genre.
One of his more highly regarded efforts is Pernicious, a title I was fortunate enough to receive an online screener for recently.
Could this Thailand-based tale of terror pack a video nasty-esque shock too?
Read on...

PERNICIOUS (2014)



Dir: James Cullen Bressack
Starring: Emily O'Brien, Jackie Moore, Ciara Hanna, Russell Geoffrey Banks, Byron Gibson, Sohanne Bengana, Wallop Terathong, Jack Prinya, Irada Hoyos

SPEEDY SYNOPSIS: I’ll try not to spoil too much here but read on at your own risk.

American travellers Julia (O'Brien) and sisters Alex (Hanna) and Rachel (Moore) are looking forward to an en experience of a lifetime when they arrive in Thailand to teach English to local children.
As the girls drop their things off they explore their very old and decidedly flush lodgings. At first it seems pretty cool, until they discover a creepy, life-size golden statue of a little girl in the attic. Yikes.  
Later they decide to treat themselves to a boozy night out they bump into British tourists Colin (Banks), Byron (Gibson) and Vlad (not the most British of names, played by Bengana) and spend the evening together. When Alex and Rachel want to take the boys back to their place Julia is reluctant at first, but finally acquiesces. As the party continues, the girls naively drink from Colin’s hip flask and find the room spinning before they pass out.
That night they are all plagued with vivid, disturbing nightmares in which they brutally torture the men to death. When they awake the following morning the men are gone along with all their jewellery… and the statue of the little girl.
As the girls try to piece together the events of the missing evening, things take an even more sinister turn when they start to find themselves haunted by a mysterious little girl (Hoyos).
What did happen on that fateful night? Why does their creepy elderly neighbour (Terathong) and his nurse (Prinya) keep turning up at their door? And what is the story behind the enigmatic statue?



BEST BITS (mild spoiler warning): Before I watched Pernicious, I’d heard it likened to a cross between Eli Roth’s Hostel and Takashi Shimizu’s The Grudge. As a fan of both of these films — albeit to varying degrees — this was enough to get me onside early on… and thankfully, these comparisons are actually pretty apt. The strongest scenes are ones at opposite ends of the horror spectrum — the torture p0rn-style gory nightmare sequence in which the girls bloodily dispose of the British men and the more psychological, creepy, spirit stalking scenes at night in which of the girls is visited by the relentless, gold-plated Vanida.
It was these scenes, plus the way in which the film revelled in and made full use of its beautifully exotic setting that felt a lot like some of my favourite Far Eastern films, most notably Ju-On or the criminally underrated Shutter. The camerawork is superb and really captures the feel of Thailand. In fact, the production values throughout are really very good indeed, the film doesn't have that grubby quality present in so many other indie horror flicks that float my way — credit must go to Bressack and cinematographer Seo Mutarevic for their sterling work.
Bressack also deserves Kudos for the story, which he penned. The plot is intricate without ever becoming overly complicated. It has a unique mythos and never breaks its own rules. What could have felt like a lot of jumbled concepts thrown together (torture p0rn, hauntings and possession in just 90 minutes!) has a controlled flow and always seems focused. This can be a tough thing to balance and, aside from a couple of exposition-dump moments involving the elderly neighbour and his nurse and a rather off local shaman, the story is very well told. Furthermore it sets out to horrify, wilfully embracing the darkness of the subject matter to create a true HORROR film.
Of course, visuals and a decent story can still fall flat if the cast aren't up to the task of telling it — thankfully, Pernicious has an excellent array of acting talent on display.
The three lead girls fall well into the roles, giving each their own distinctive personality. There's no denying that all three are stunning to look at but thankfully they are all capable and talented actresses. O'Brien is the one with whom we instantly identify and she acts as the audience surrogate for a lot of the film. While the two sisters have each other, O'Brien's only link to her life at home is the odd skype chat with boyfriend Shane (played by Jared Cohn). Sure Moore's fiery Rachel and Hanna's flaky Alex are more fun, but it is O'Brien's Julia who is the most sympathetic. Excellent work.
This isn't to say that the others are slouches — far from it!
Moore is wonderfully spiky and bristles with a sarcastic confidence. She is given most of the best lines in the script and she totally nails her delivery of them. She has also mastered the all-too rare art of convincing 'drunk' acting!
Hanna's is the more complicated role, growing in prominence as the movie progresses. She is almost too cute as the ditzy fun member of the group, but shows a decidedly darker edge in other scenes in which she is just as convincing. I expect she will go a very long way.
Of course it isn't just our English speaking leads who knock it out of the park. The elderly Sang (played by the truly magnificently monickered Wallop Terathong) brings a really authentic gravitas and pathos to his performance. In a role that could very easily have been dismissed as 'generic creepy old bloke', Terathong's authenticity was refreshing and made the character legitimately interesting. The same can be said for Sang's nurse (Prinya) who had to shoulder the bulk of the heavy lifting when it comes to exposition, not least because he acts as translator for Sang too. When expected to deliver plenty of dialogue (including some offscreen work during the dark and disturbing flashback sequence) delivery is everything and Prinya's is great.
I mentioned the hellishly unsettling flashback sequence, and it one that really does deserve further praise. From the gritty black and white camerawork, to the angst-filled performances and the impressive use of light and shade to suggest some truly horrific events, this is a grim but brilliant sequence.
It is this willingness to go to some truly dark places and not shy away from presenting the grotesque that really elevates Pernicious above the bulk of genre efforts nowadays. The gruelling torture sequence is every bit as disgusting, gory and sadistic as the likes of the Hostel movies. The effects are all practical throughout the scene too, so my heartiest congratulations go to the effects team of Jerami Cruise and Anthony Julio for such top work. Well done fellas!



THE WORST BITS (mild spoiler warning): There are very few missteps in Pernicious, but sadly there are a couple.
First, as a Londoner, I know what Londoners sound like. While Banks is a Brit, I found his OTT accent more than a little off-putting at times. It just needed to be reined in a little. When he was given more emotional lines (such as during the torture scene) he was awesome and utterly believable so it's annoying that his earlier scenes were marred in this way.
Second, while I was quick to praise the acting talents of the three leads earlier, they were definitely less impressive with the physical side of things. At a couple of points there are some tussles and violent struggles and, unfortunately, these rarely came across as convincing. At one key point in the film it pulled me out of what was an important moment, which was a real shame. Thankfully they account for themselves so well during the rest of their screentime so this can be forgiven.
On a similar note, while the vast majority of the dialogue and camerawork is awesome, every now and then the film just felt a little clunkier. I imagine this comes from limited resources and only having enough time and money for a certain number of takes, so it perhaps acts as a better compliment that these moments are pretty rare and, for the most part, there are no such issues.
Finally a couple of minor spoiler niggles. So, what was with the silly witch stuff? I get that the shaman was the other half of the dynamic exposition duo with Uncle Sang, but while the Sang stuff felt (moderately) organic, this bargain-basement, Thai Haggis from Pumpkinhead ripoff just felt glaringly out-of-place and, well, a bit daft. The look of the character was very cheap Halloween costume and, ultimately, she didn't really serve that much of a purpose to the story. It's a pity, because, given a bit of a polish, this character could have been a very cool bit of colour in the story. Oh well.
Finally, as the film nears its conclusion it actually loses a little of its fright-power. When the girls are stalked by the creepy Golden Girl (no, not Bea Arthur) it seemed to really hit its stride, but when the plot progressed to a different menace (I'm trying to keep this vague here) I felt it lost some punch. In part this came down to the abruptness of the shift (it might have benefited from a little more foreshadowing) but, while it became far more personal and character-based it lost that creepy air of the unknown. It isn't a disappointing conclusion by any stretch and — most importantly — it actually makes sense, it's just that it doesn't quite hit the highs of the top torture, haunting and flashback sequences. Perhaps Bressack spoiled me a little with these genuinely great scenes. 



THE VERDICT: Pernicious was a real blast. It manages to effectively combine Eastern and Western horror, showcases a great-looking and talented cast, tells one hell of a dark and disturbing story but, most importantly, it didn't forget to bring the scary when it mattered. There are a couple of teensy issues but this is an easy recommendation for me. Check it out!

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Tuesday, 3 March 2015

RAW REVIEW: TALES OF THE SUPERNATURAL

I’m a big fan of portmanteau style horror anthologies and I always want to show some support to indie horror filmmakers from my homeland of the United Kingdom, so I was overjoyed when I won a free rental of UK horror anthology Tales of the Supernatural
I was lucky enough to gain access to this through the Facebook group Free Legal Streaming From Filmmakers and, having finally settled to watch it this weekend, my expectations were pretty high.
Would UK indie horror once again do me proud?
Read on…

TALES OF THE SUPERNATURAL (2014)


Dir: Steven M Smith, Daniel Johnson
Starring: Jon Campling, Bruce Payne, Patrick Rowe, Jon-Paul Gates, Giles Alderson, Debra Baker, Mia Baker, Juliet Lundholm, Joe Shefer, Jeremy Hill, Lynsey Pow, Nina Hatchwell, Victoria Pritchard

SPEEDY SYNOPSIS: I’ll try not to spoil too much here, but read on at your own risk.

A demon (Campling) doomed to roam the Earth forever seeks to regain access to Hell by collecting 666 dark souls. After storming a church in which Father Doyle (Payne) resides, the Demon threatens bloody retribution and pursues a younger, less devout priest (Rowe).
Upon capturing the priest, the Demon commences a diabolical ritual to open a gateway to Hell. As a part of this ritual the priest must suffer the torments of six of the Demon‘s captured souls, each of which is told as a segment of the film.
THE BOOK — Follows a talented young author (Pow) whose sleazy publisher (Alderson) suggests an unconventional way to beat writer’s block. But what does he have planned? And what is he hiding?
BRYAN’S DAUGHTER — As Stephanie (D. Baker) wakes her young daughter Millie (M. Baker) to inform her that the girl’s father has passed away, she is shocked by Millie’s response. As the night passes the girl’s actions become increasingly bizarre — building towards a chilling conclusion.
THE HIKE — Michael (Shefer) is a man on the edge, who sets out for a hike through the dense woodland to try to make peace with himself. As he heads deeper into the forest he discovers a strange village full of oddly malevolent inhabitants. 
PARALYSIS — Angela (Hatchwell) suffers from sleep paralysis, a feeling of being awake but trapped within a sleeping body. At first concerned by the condition, she is relieved to hear that it is one that effects plenty of people. Then her symptoms start to worsen...
NAKED — Lucy (Lundholm) is haunted by a recurring nightmare in which she walks into her office nude. Her psychiatrist suggests this may be due to stresses in her life, something which seems to be supported by Lucy’s poor relationship with her boyfriend. But is there something more sinister going on?
DIARY OF DISTURBANCE — Finally, some familiar faces appear in the story of Andrew (Gates) and Hannah (Pritchard), farm owners who are shocked when their young daughter makes a miraculous recovery… from death.



THE BEST BITS (minor spoiler warning): This is a difficult film to review as different segments were directed by different hands and had quite a different feel from one another. My favourite sections in the film were definitely Bryan’s Daughter and Paralysis. These two stories summed up everything the film got right — they didn't overreach with what was clearly a teeny budget and instead focused on telling a strong short story with character, good performances and a compelling plot. I’ve reviewed my fair share of short films here at Hickey’s House of Horrors and these two would easily stand up outside of the framework of the anthology flick.
The voice over work from the impressive Hatchwell in Paralysis is topnotch and the story, a relatively simple one in which a woman haunted by something terrifying is ignored until it is too late is told well, using this superb performance to do the bulk of the heavy lifting and really giving it some punch. My compliments to Ms Hatchwell!
Bryan’s Daughter was even better, feeling a lot like an even lower budget and significantly shorter British Paranormal Activity. Both of the Baker ladies were marvellous and the slowly building sense of dread, unsettling atmosphere and wonderfully ominous open ending makes the section a real hit. Released as a short on its own, this could be a real smash!
Finally I loved a lot of the location work on the film. It takes some brilliantly imposing British structures and architecture, particularly the church in the opening segment, the country house in The Book and the isolated farmhouse in Diary of Disturbance. A lot of the camerawork is very good indeed and I quite enjoyed the black and white sections of the picture, giving it a good, old-fashioned horror feel.
I also wish to praise the final scene in which Campling and Payne are brought face to face once again with some unsettling guests. It felt epic and unsettling, bringing to mind John Carpenter’s The Fog and Pinhead’s church scene in Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth. Very nice.



THE WORST BITS (minor spoiler warning): Oh dear, where to start?
I wanted to like Tales of the Supernatural so much, but I’m afraid to say it missed the mark far more often than it found it.
The framing story featured some decent visuals, but these were often ruined by decidedly shoddy CG effects and an uncharacteristically hammy performance from the usually fantastic Campling. It isn't helped by the fact that the dialogue is pretty awful and the story nonsensical (we receive a scrolling text at the beginning of the film telling us about 666 souls, but then six will do in the movie?). Unfortunately, these problems are not limited to this segment.
The Book is a rushed storyline that tries to squeeze in too much and just becomes confusing and annoying, especially when you consider how it is is hamstrung by some decidedly stilted line delivery from the actors in the segment. It feels like it needed to be about 10 minutes longer or excised all-together — I’d probably have preferred the latter to be honest.
The Hike feels the most like a missed opportunity, a decent idea let down in execution and once again feeling too rushed. Quite simply, the amount of time given to each section of the film was not enough, leading to plenty of overly hurried scenes and several anticlimactic conclusions. Given more time the fairly obvious twist would have just felt like a suitable ending — here it just feels clichéd. As if that isn't bad enough this is one of TWO stories in the anthology with the same tired twist. 
SPOILERS********** They were dead all along, isn’t just worn out, it’s become a joke and when it is used again in Naked it loses even more punch. SPOILERS END********** 
The poor planning continues in Naked as it is the second story to feature a sleep related problem and follows directly on from Paralysis — a story about a sleep related problem. Sigh. 
Naked is another story that ends too abruptly, but with more in the way of resolution than most of the others. Many reach sudden and often underwhelming conclusions, not helped by the fact that even though each segment is short the storytelling is so poor it is very difficult to maintain focus on them or care about the characters.
This especially affected Diary of Disturbance which became so convoluted and confused that even with some great visuals, I lost track of the plot and couldn’t care less that I did. 
The characterisation is further hampered by some truly woeful performances from the cast. Some of these actors are very good but very few cast members account for themselves well here. From clunky delivery to awkward reactions, all the major sins are here.
Perhaps the biggest problem with Tales of the Supernatural is its lack of focus. It feels very much like a poor attempt to string some cheap and questionable shorts together as part of an anthology, even though they don't really fit into the framing story. The shorts often peter out without making a point or, even worse, suddenly spring to an ending that makes little or no sense within the context of the story. Even the framing device falls apart towards the end — the entire film is about a diabolical ritual that opens the gates to Hell/raises the Devil (it's not entirely clear what the Demon is going for) then, once it is complete… well, we get an unrelated scene that, while it brings the film full circle, doesn't actually address the ritual’s success or lack thereof. I know this is the first film in a planned trilogy but surely SOME resolution is necessary? 



THE VERDICT: The Demon and the Tales of the Supernatural crew are due to return in two more movies to make a trilogy — I probably won't be along for the ride. A couple of decent segments are not enough to save this film from a flabby and illogical plot, some truly terrible effects work, some decidedly amateur performances and a po-faced lack of humour or any awareness of its shortcomings. I’m sorry, but I cannot in good faith recommend this massive disappointment to my readers. Here's hoping Smith and Johnson learn from their mistakes in the sequels.
Should you want to do any research of your own, head over to the film’s official Facebook page to find out more about it and the planned sequels.



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Monday, 2 March 2015

THE WEEK’S HORROR HEADLINES (23rd February – 2nd March)

Not got time to trawl the web for all the top horror news of the last week? Well allow me to give you a bite-size breakdown of the all biggest nightmarish news!

1. WEAVER IS BACK FOR BLOMKAMP’S ALIEN



Star of the Alien franchise and all around brilliant actress Sigourney Weaver WILL return for Neill Blomkamp’s Alien sequel. Hooray! And, despite the earlier reports to the contrary, Blomkamp has spoken out to state that his movie WILL NOT ignore the events of Alien 3 or Alien: Resurrection after all. So that's cleared that up then.

2. FIRST CAST MEMBERS REVEALED FOR ROB ZOMBIE’S 31




I like Rob Zombie's films. Even his Halloween remakes don’t cause me too much chagrin, so I’m pretty curious about his upcoming killer clowns in deadly game at Halloween flick 31. Especially now he's announced the first couple of stars in the movie — Torsten Voges and Elizabeth ‘E.G’ Daily.
I’ve a feeling this one will kick some ass, so stay tuned…

3. ASTRON 6’S KOSTANSKI AND GILLESPIE BRING US THE VOID



I absolutely love the twisted geniuses that are Steven Kostanski and Jeremy Gillespie, best known for their nutso work on the likes of Manborg and Father’s Day as part of Astron 6. So imagine my unmitigated glee when I heard they plan to bring us a straight up horror flick using all practical effects and decidedly Silent Hill type feel? That’s right The Void is coming… and you can help make it so by contributing to the movie’s Indiegogo campaign right here!

4. SCHWARZENEGGER’S MAGGIE GET RELEASE DATE



There is finally a date set for us to see Arnold Schwarzenegger’s zombie flick. In the film Arnie plays the father to the titular Maggie (as played by Abigail Breslin), a young woman who has been infected with the zombie virus and returned home to spend her last few hours with her family. Sound intriguing? Well, you'll be able to check it out on 8th May!

5. AMERICAN HORROR STORY’S WOOLF PASSES AWAY



Very sad news as actor Ben Woolf has passed away aged 34 following a road accident. His family have released the following statement 
"We have been overwhelmed by the outpouring of love and support from all of the world for our beloved Ben. He touched so many hearts in his 34 years. His memory will live on within each of us and within his work." 
R.I.P. Ben.


6. NEW THIS WEEK



We've two pretty big name horror titles receiving their home release this week. First the final chapter in the kickass REC series, REC: Apocalypse continues the spanish undead saga at sea. It can be bought at Amazon here.
And, FINALLY, the Eli Roth produced Clown has arrived! Hooray! Get it at Amazon right here.


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Sunday, 1 March 2015

RAW REVIEW: FACES

The fantastic thing about social media (well, other than the great way it allows millions of tedious people to tell us all what they're having for dinner) is that it allows talented creative types to spread word of mouth about their projects without needing a big studio's megabuck advertising budget.
I discovered Tom Ryan's Faces through Twitter. He was looking for reviewers, I was looking for titles to add to my review list and so the match was made.
The discovery of the film was entirely fortuitous — but would this be a view I would still hold after watching it?
Read on...

FACES (2015)


Dir: Thomas Ryan
Starring: Tom Ryan, Paul Gmitter, Deana Demko, Caroline Pozycki, Tom Schorr, Edward X Young,

SPEEDY SYNOPSIS: I'll try not to spoil too much here, but read on at your own risk.

Frank (Ryan) is a down-on-his-luck individual who is struggling to get his life on track. He has fallen behind with his rent payments to landlord Jose (Schorr) and is out of work. Following a disastrous job interview with smug businessman Henry Benson (Young) we realise the source of Frank's job seeking woes — he has recently been incarcerated. Now he spends most of his time in a local dive of a bar, surrounded by losers such as big-mouthed Charlie (Gmitter) and pining after barmaid Connie (Pozycki) even though it is his neighbour, Beth (Demko) who is keen on him.
At the end of his tether, Frank throws his medication away... with shocking consequences. But as Frank's life spirals out of control he finds himself making an unconventional group of friends and confidantes, a group who are able to guide and advise him on how to improve his lot, even as he descends deeper into insanity.


THE BEST BITS (minor spoiler warning): I really don't want to ruin the surprise of one of Faces' finest scenes, so I shall keep this as vague as possible. But to me, the film's biggest strength is easily the imaginative premise. The movie starts off like so many other gritty thrillers, but when it does take its sudden, unexpected detour into the bizarre it really takes off. The 'gimmick' (for want of a better term) is truly original, unlike anything I've ever seen before and both darkly disturbing and, at times, bleakly humorous. I do wish I could discuss it more, including some of the excellent scenes that it leads to, but this really is a surprise best experienced for yourself.
Ryan's astonishing script (that's right, he wrote, directed AND starred in the movie) is proof that, with a bit of imagination, low-budget indie film-making need not equal low-quality.
I've praised the originality of Ryan's writing and how it elevates Faces above the majority of indie fare, but another place it succeeds is in the strong characterisation and dialogue. In Frank we have an interesting, compelling but frightening protagonist and the rogues gallery that surrounds him each contribute to the tale. Each character serves a purpose to the story and each line they speak adds something else to the plot, whether it be to further the progression or to hint towards the film's inevitable conclusion.
The characters are flawed, grittily realistic without overplaying their sordid everyday nature, and as such, all the more capable of capturing and holding your attention.
This is certainly helped along by the fact that the cast are pretty good.
I especially want to compliment Gmitter, whose Charlie is a wonderfully realistic weaselly wiseass. He completely gets his character, bringing just enough sarcasm and niggling snappiness to his lines without overstepping the mark and turning Charlie into an completely unlikeable bastard. I've not seen Gmitter in anything else, but his performance here was more than enough to make me keen to see more from him in the future.
I also liked the excellent Demko in her role of the smitten Beth. She brings enough to the role to get you onside, coming across as dreadfully sad rather than an irritating and desperate doormat. Later on in the film, when she is given her moment to shine, you can't help but root for her, which shows she was clearly doing something right.
As great as Gmitter and Demko were (not to mention Young's topnotch turn as boorish dickhead Benson),  it was the multi-talented Ryan’s performance as Frank that stole the show. Ryan was brilliant in the role, exuding a sad desperation earlier in proceedings, then revealing flashes of the angry, raging monster within. His furious and demented axe attacks are savage and frighteningly realistic and his slowly more unhinged demeanour as the film progresses is wonderfully realised. However, even as he becomes more of a monster, Frank is still damaged and Ryan keeps him sympathetic by adding an air of vulnerability to his performance. That so many of the characters he crosses paths with are such thoroughly horrid individuals means you can sort of understand his actions, even if you don't have the stomach for them. In this regard, Ryan's Frank reminded me of a cross between Michael Douglas’s man pushed to the edge, William Foster, in Falling Down crossed with Elijah Wood’s haunted and disturbed Frank in Maniac. This is a great character brought to life by a fantastic performance from a very talented actor.
It's not just the characters that bring the story to life, but they way in which it is shot. The film is low-budget, but Ryan and his team don't let that stand in their way, keeping the film as polished as possible and never forsaking professionalism. It looks good and sensibly never tries to do too much with too small a budget. There are a couple of effects shots but nothing too ambitious and, for the most part, these work. Smartly a lot of the violence and gore takes place off camera, instead relying on suggestion and Ryan’s ferocity in the role to conjure up some horrifying mental imagery in the minds of the audience.
Finally it would be remiss of me to not mention the fantastic rock soundtrack to the movie. With a number of kickass, hard-rocking tracks that really add to the grungy, indie mood of the film, this is a soundtrack CD I'd buy at the drop of a hat. Great stuff!


THE WORST BITS (mild spoiler warning): Well, let's get right down to it. This is a low-budget indie horror flick and while the folks over at Theatre of Terror have done a great job with what they had, it's still subject to a lot of the problems inherent in this type of picture.
It looks pretty good, but certainly isn't as polished as your typical big studio horror flick. It's unrealistic to expect those kind of production values, but for those of you only accustomed to horror along the lines of Annabelle, The Purge or Insidious, you may well have some issues with Faces. Personally, I found this added to the grittier, edgier feel of the movie.
While I mentioned that the effects was mostly pretty good, there were a couple of rare occasions featuring the film's gimmick that dipped below par. The make-up was cool in the majority of cases but every now and then the quality slipped and hindered my suspension of disbelief. With a budget as small as this movie's that is only to be expected, so perhaps it is a bigger compliment than criticism when you consider just how rarely this lack of funding effected my enjoyment of the film.
The sound quality was also effected a couple of times, with that slightly hollow, echoey edge to a couple of scenes. Thankfully these were few and far between and even when they did crop up it didn't interfere with my ability to understand the dialogue.
Finally, while I said that most of the cast were pretty good, there were a couple of rare exceptions. The lack of experience showed for some of the actors in the films and a couple of times even those with whom I was impressed delivered the odd clunky or unrealistic line. I think this may well have been down to budget once again as I don't imagine there was much in the way of time or cash for multiple takes on scenes. Thankfully these off moments were pretty rare and never came during moments when a stilted performance could have derailed the flick. For this we should most definitely be grateful.


THE VERDICT: Imagination, dedication and enthusiasm. These three qualities can elevate a movie above its modest production values into something special — and the team behind Faces has all three by the bucketload. I want to personally congratulate Tom Ryan on what he's done here, in creating a genuinely great film that is able to turn pretty staid formula (disturbed man on the edge reaches breaking point) and turning it into something that feels fresh, exciting and, above all, thoroughly entertaining. Forget the budget, this film is all the proof you need that some exciting, smart and immensely talented individuals are plying their trade in the indies right now. This is one of the easiest recommendations I've made in some time — Faces is a genuinely great movie.
Faces is still doing pretty well on the festival circuit, but, sadly, if you were to want to purchase a DVD copy of the movie Theatre of Terror have completely sold out (word of mouth has been pretty much universally positive), but keep an eye on the studio's official Facebook page for any updates on if/when it may be available in the future. In the meantime, give them a big old Like to show some support to some hardworking, imaginative producers of top indie horror. 


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