Showing posts with label clown. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 28 November 2018

RAW REVIEW: CLEAVERS: KILLER CLOWNS

The second part of my double-bill of reviews for films by the talented folk at Mycho sees us return to the story of Carlton Layton A.K.A. Cleaver the killer clown.

With the character first appearing in Slasher House, then his own movie Cleaver: Rise Of The Killer Clown, he’s become a real cornerstone of the burgeoning Mychoverse.

So is this Cleaver razor sharp? Or is the whole thing getting rusty?

Read on...

CLEAVERS: KILLER CLOWNS (2019)



Dir: MJ Dixon
Stars: Georgie Smibert, Gemma Louise Troughton, Paul Rogers, Jessica Michelle Smith, Holly-Anne Dodkins, Kimberley Lasi, Matthew Baunsgard, Derek Nelson, Olivia Krys, Jimi James, Ben Manning, Chloe Badham

SPEEDY SYNOPSIS: I’ll try not to spoil too much here but continue at your own risk. Also, this is a direct sequel to Cleaver: Rise Of The Killer Clown, so it will spoil that movie. You have been warned.

Continuing shortly after the blood-thirsty events of the first Cleaver, the film opens in 1995 as police officers Jody-Ann (Georgie Smibert) and her partner Hatcher (Jimi James) are on the trail of notorious murderer Carlton Layton (this time played by Paul Rogers). Upon locating his battered old ice-cream truck, the officers fall afoul of Cleaver and his recently recruited daughter Mary-Beth (Holly-Anne Dodkins).

Five years later Jody-Ann is still searching for her missing partner, causing a great deal of discomfort with local law enforcement in each town she stops at.
The situation only worsens when she is responsible for the capture of a woman named Misty (Gemma Louise Troughton) who claims to have inside knowledge as to the whereabouts of Cleaver. Out for revenge herself, Misty wants out of jail in exchange for the information - putting Jody-Ann in a tough position.

Meanwhile recovering drug addict Tanya (Jessica Michelle Smith) is on a trip through the Mid West with her family, inept dad Larry (Matthew Baunsgard), oafish brother Artie (Derek Nelson), Artie’s infuriating girlfriend Chase (Olivia Krys) and bossy new stepmother Tiffany (Kimberly Lasi) who is just a couple of years older than Tanya.

With tensions already running high, the family cross paths with a seemingly lost and innocent Mary-Beth. As they descend on an isolated farmhouse, they have no idea what awaits them...



THE BEST BITS (mild spoiler warning): As I wrote in my recent review for Mycho’s fantastic Bannister DollHouse, the rapidly expanding Mychoverse affords the company plenty of opportunities to diversify their genre offerings. The original Cleaver was a babysitter in peril flick that paid loving homage to the grandfather of that sub-genre, Halloween. CleaverS branches out into another popular Slasher domain, the grimy grindhouse road trip, as inspired by the classic Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

It’s an inspired touch, giving the movie a completely different yet still cohesive feel to what has come before. This is in no small part due to Dixon’s assured direction. CleaverS is clearly another labour of love for the microbudget maestro, and that care practically radiates out of the screen.

Considering their decidedly meagre resources, the films in the Mychoverse are always great looking. Mycho movies often have a Bava or Argento-esque style of lighting, with bold colour palettes and striking framing. There are shots in this movie, such as the moment in which the police officers discover Cleaver’s seemingly abandoned ice cream truck, that are among the very finest Dixon has ever shot.

Of course, visuals alone are not enough to carry a film - it requires a strong plot. CleaverS is one of the most complex storylines to come from the minds of the folks at Mycho, as evidenced by the sizeable cast. More importantly, each character serves a purpose other than to ratchet up the body count. There are proper character arcs for everybody and more than a few surprises along the way.

CleaverS also explores some fascinating themes, especially that of fatherhood and the role a dad should play in protecting his children. This is best evidenced in the contrasts between cheery but weak Larry and his dysfunctional family and the psychotic but doting Layton.

One might not expect a movie titled CleaverS: Killer Clowns to tackle such weighty subjects, but Mycho has and done it well to boot.

Of course, this is a horror movie - and a killer clown one at that -so it’s not all gentle chin-stroking and stirring monologues about the futility of it all. We get plenty of kills along the way, with Cleaver and his little protege showing off their warped sense of humour with a series of deadly ‘prank’ style traps. Cleavers are all well and good but strategically placed piano wire shows true artistry!

These kills would be for naught if we don’t care about the characters getting offed, and despite the size of the cast, Dixon does a pretty good job of getting us onboard (or dead set against) them.

It helps that he has assembled such a strong cast - especially in his core group of leading ladies.

Smibert, Troughton, Smith, and Lasi are all fantastic, each bringing something different to the film, but complementing one another perfectly. I for one hope we will see plenty more from this talented group of actresses.

The same can be said for Dodkins who is clearly having a ball in her Harley Quinn-like role. I've got a sneaking suspicion the folks at Mycho aren’t done with her just yet, and I thoroughly approve.

I was also glad to see familiar Mycho face Chloe Badham pop up again. It’s little more than an extended cameo, but she is great once again.

And it’s not just the female cast members that bring their A-game.

Baunsgard is awesome, bringing several layers to his portrayal of Larry, and nailing it throughout.

Rogers also delivers in a major way.
(Ok, you’ll have to forgive this one but I’ve been dying to make this pun ever since I heard the role of Cleaver was being recast ) with Andrew M Greenwood stepping down as the lead antagonist, Rogers had some, ahem, ‘big shoes’ to fill.
Thankfully he does not disappoint. He manages to channel the essence of the character so the transition is not too jarring, but he also manages to bring some fresh ideas to the part, making it his own rather than a pale imitation.
Rogers is just one more reason why CleaverS connects.

More than any other movie in the Mychoverse to date, CleaverS feels most like an ensemble piece. This means the characters tend to get more to do, and also ups the danger levels as we are never truly sure who will make it out alive. It’s this level of danger and breakneck pave that propel us on towards some very dark revelations - including one that hints at some fascinating possibilities for the series moving forward.

Finally, I think real credit is due to Dixon for so effectively portraying his locations as those on an entirely different continent. I don’t think it will come as a huge surprise to hear that he didn’t fly his cast and crew over to the Mid West to shoot the film, instead cleverly using smartly dressed British rural locations and some expert tweaks on the colour scale to capture that sun-baked feeling. It’s truly masterful sleight of hand and warrants appreciation.
Bravo!



THE WORST BITS (mild spoiler warning): A regular point I have to make when reviewing indie horror flicks is that the comparatively low budgets can often leave movies feeling decidedly less slick than the sort of James Wan produced/directed multiplex offerings you’ll find on nationwide release. So consider that point raised here.

Also, do please bear in mind that, while I praised CleaverS for making use of a sizeable and talented cast, the brisk pace of the film did leave me wishing that I could have seen a little more of some of them. Still, it’s a surefire sign of a good thing if you’re left wanting more!

Speaking of the cast, there are a couple of occasions on which this very British group of actors wobble with their American accents. However, I think it’s a testimony to their ability that these times are so few and far between.

Now, while not a weakness per se, I do feel a need to once again stress that this is a sequel. As such, some familiarity with its predecessor is definitely necessary to get the most out of CleaverS. It’s not impossible to keep up - and the clever opening scene does a pretty great job at bringing any newcomers up to date - but I’d recommend this as part of a double-Bill before calling a stand-alone. So why don’t you pick up a region-free copy of the superb Cleaver here before checking out the sequel at Horror-on-Sea in January?

Finally, and this is very much an issue of personal taste, it feels like CleaverS could have been a bit gorier. The title lends itself to plenty of bloody onscreen carnage, as does the throwback feel to genre classics such as TCM and The Hills Have Eyes. It’s not that the film is bloodless - far from it, in fact, it features a couple of decidedly graphic kills - it just feels like it could have been a bit more splatter.



THE VERDICT: Right up until I watched CleaverS, I said that Mycho had never disappointed me.
After watching CleaverS... that STILL holds true! It’s a slick, sick, killer clown flick that highlights everything right with the Mychoverse. It looks great, it builds and expands on its own already fascinating universe and it doesn’t scrimp on the scares either! There are still places that this story can go, and I cannot wait for MJ, Anna and all the other good folk at Mycho to take us there.

That not one but two great Mycho flicks should come along at once is incredible - that CleaverS and Bannister DollHouse should deliver while being so very different from one another is nothing short of a wonder. Attendees at Southend’s Horror-on-Sea Festival have a real treat in store this January. Want to be one of them? Well, you can buy tickets at www.horror-on-sea.com.

Meanwhile, keep up with CleaverS news at Mycho’s official website at https://mycho.weebly.com. And check out their Patreon here.

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Wednesday, 23 December 2015

HICKEY'S TOP 20 HORROR FILMS OF 2015




I'm sure you've seen plenty of these lists already.
In fact, just this last week I was asked to contribute a top 10 to the wonderful UK Horror Scene.
But what I realised as I compiled my list was what a great year 2015 has been for our beloved genre.
Honestly, I could have easily compiled a top 20, with indie efforts in particular raising the bar for horror films.
So, that's exactly what I'm doing here, expanding that Top 10 into a Top 20!


You're welcome, you lucky, lucky people...

TOP 20 HORROR FILMS OF 2015 — PART 1

20: GOODNIGHT MOMMY





Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala's German-language psychological horror film was one of the most hyped and atmospheric films of the year.
It was incredibly creepy and boasted some genuinely shocking moments but missed out on a higher spot on the list due to its overly telegraphed plot twist.
Expect a full review soon...


19: NIGHT OF THE SLASHER




I've said it before and I'll say it again — there is a HUGE amount of talent currently producing horror short films. In fact, some are significantly better than feature-length efforts.
In recognition of this fact, I'm going to place my favourite short of the past 12 months on this list, Shant Hamassian's self-aware and wonderfully clever, Night of the Slasher. It's amazing.
Read my review here.


18: CLOWN




Coulrophobes need not apply! Jon Watts' tale of the devilish Cloyne (brought to us by horror hotshot Eli Roth) was a shocking and sometimes darkly humorous body-horror flick. With a super cast and some surprisingly grim splatter, Clown is well worth your time.
Read my review here.

17: COOTIES




Produced by star Elijah Wood's SpectreVision, Cary Murnion and Jonathan Milott's zom-com with a top cast of comedy talent was an excellent and darkly funny effort.
Never have zombified children proved as entertaining!
Read my review here.

16: HEADLESS




Arthur Cullipher took the fictional video nasty from Scott Schirmer's phenomenal Found and created a top-drawer visceral genre throwback.
Bloody and relentless, this feels just like a Seventies Grindhouse flick. Headless is a movie for the gorehounds.
Read my review here.


15: THE HALLOW




Corin Hardy's folk-horror opus is a wonderfully creepy dark fairytale and boasts some of the finest creature design work I've seen this year. It's a visual feast for genre fans and comes highly recommended.
Read my review here.

14: KRAMPUS




A recent release, but one that is entirely deserving of its place on this list. Trick 'r Treat's Michael Dougherty turns his attention to another holiday — with stupendous results. An unabashed creature feature with plenty of visual flair and lots of laughs, this is destined to become an annual festive tradition. Do check it out.
Read my review here.


13: HOWL




Along with Dog Soldiers, Paul Hyett's 'late-night commuter train' horror shows that Brit filmmakers are finally doing werewolves justice. This is a decidedly English film — it's quirky, creepy and built around some very realistic characters in a fantastical situation. Plus it has some great make-up work. Great stuff.
Expect a review very soon...

12: LAST SHIFT




Anthony DiBlasi's sterling John Carpenter-influenced haunted police station flick was one of my surprise finds of the year. Playing out like Silent Hill meets Assault on Precinct 13, and built around a commanding performance from Juliana Harkavy, I really hope this one finds the audience that it's quality deserves.
Read my review here.

11: BONE TOMAHAWK




The only reason that S. Craig Zahler's frankly gorgeous movie isn't higher on this list is that I'm not entirely sure it's a horror film. More a fantastic Western with a horrific climax (and one of the most disturbing sequences I've seen this year), this feels a lot like The Searchers — if it turned into The Hills Have Eyes for the climax. An amazing cast (including House fave Kurt Russell) and a superb script give us a Wild West Jaws — this is a film that will blow you away.

Expect a review very soon...

So, that's the first part of this epic study of the best horror films of 2015, expect the concluding part VERY soon.


Anything you disagree with? Anything you think should be higher? What do you want to see in my top 10?
Let me know below!

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Sunday, 22 March 2015

RAW REVIEW: CLOWN

Creepy killer clowns seem to be very much the 'In' thing right now. There have been plenty of terrifying greasepaint-wearing nightmares in Horror, as I have discussed here on this blog. It's not just in this feature that the bane of coulrophobes has reared its ugly head, but a few  movies I have reviewed I have also featured monstrous clowns.
And now I turn my attention to Jon Watts's Clown. Conceived as a fake trailer which Watts ballsily attached horror heavyweight Eli Roth's name to, the concept proved strong enough to attract not only Roth's attention but his backing as a producer.
After a long journey to screen (and it still isn't available to US audiences) the dvd has arrived here in the UK.
Was it worth the wait? Or will Roth and Watts end up looking like jokes?
Read on...

CLOWN (2014)



Dir: Jon Watts
Starring: Andy Powers, Laura Allen, Peter Stormare, Christian Distefano, Chuck Shamata, Eli Roth

SPEEDY SYNOPSIS: I'll try not to spoil too much here, but read on at your own risk.

Estate agent/realtor Kent (Powers) is a busy but loving father and, when his wife Meg (Allen) calls him on the day of their son Jack's (Distefano) birthday party with a problem, he does what he can to fix it.
It seems the clown hired for Jack's party is unable to attend, but, as luck would have it, at that exact moment Kent discovers an old clown costume in the attic of the home he is trying to sell. Desperate to save the day, Kent dons the costume to entertain the kids at the party and is a roaring success. After a long and exhausting day, he carries Jack to bed before falling into a deep sleep on the sofa, still wearing the clown costume.
The next day he awakens to find that he is unable to remove the costume, the wig, the make-up and even the red nose. When physician Meg helps him remove the nose she actually tears the skin and flesh on his face, resulting in an ugly wound.
As if that wasn't bad enough, Kent starts to experience a ravenous hunger. Confused, he decides to track down the costume's previous owner, the brother of the deceased man whose home held the costume. When he meets Herbert Karlsson (the awesome Stormare), Karlsson tries to put his mind at rest... and then promptly attempts to kill him.
Narrowly avoiding death, Kent is then told the story of a Northern European demon, The Cloyne. Horrified he hears about the creature's vile appetite and the only way in which it can be defeated.
Will Kent believe him? Can the Cloyne be appeased? And what does this mean for Meg and Jack?



THE BEST BITS (minor spoiler warning): Coming from a Grindhouse-style fake trailer, I expected Clown to be cheap, schlocky OTT fun... I couldn't have been more wrong.
Clown plays it alarmingly straight. Sure there is the darkest black vein of humour running through the centre of it, but it plays out very much like The Fly — albeit with rainbow-paint blood instead of regurgitated digestive juices.
The film manages to take this somewhat goofy concept and imbues it with some real creepiness.
The Cloyne make-up and effects are horrifying, making the creature seem suitably monstrous. Its M.O. is evil — needing to take and devour five children (one for each month of winter — I can only assume this is a Scandinavian legend) to be sated. There is also pretty damn great amount of gore, including some extremely taboo dismembered children and gallons of blood.
The first scene in which a hapless child approaches Kent (after we know what the Cloyne's influence is doing to him) is almost unbearably tense and uncomfortable to watch.
That isn't to say that the movie is entirely po-faced — there are plenty of laughs to be had, first in the reaction Kent's clown appearance garners from others, then in the grimness of his plight and the desperate measures to which he and others sink to rectify it.
Both the humour and the horror are brought to life by an impeccable cast.
Powers carries the bulk of the film and he does a grand job. Early on he's likeable and sympathetic, portraying just enough earnestness and the bewilderment that you can't help but be drawn onside. As an aside, I noticed a passing resemblance between his friendly clown persona and CBeebies superstar Mr Tumble! However, as the demands of the role shift to more menacing, Powers is more than up to the task. Scowling and glaring hungrily towards potential victims, he transforms into a truly chilling villain. This is fantastic work, I can't wait to see more from him.
As Powers moves from protagonist to antagonist, Allen takes over as the lead. She's a very capable actress and you can't help but feel for her as the events of the film unfold. She also has fantastic chemistry with both Powers and Distefano (himself a very talented young actor in a movie that achieves that rarest of feats — assembling a cast of believable youngsters!). This chemistry is vital in getting an audience to buy into the threat and turmoil that the family face. Luckily the three really do feel like a genuine family unit.
Of course, the most recognisable name among the cast is the always brilliant Stormare and, once again, he rocks.
His is an interesting character but he is given the bulk of the exposition work. Thankfully he handles it like a champ. It helps that the backstory and mythology of the suit are compelling but it also shows a level of shrewdness that not enough filmmakers display. The stereotypical expert who turns up mid-movie to explain what the Hell is happening can bring proceedings to a screeching halt. Using an actor who is a talented and interesting addition to the film overcomes a lot of the problems with what I've come to call 'expo-dump' characters. It's done equally well in Dark Skies, Hatchet 2, Behind The Mask and Rob Zombie's Halloween. 
But back to Stormare — he pretty much steals every scene he's in, often adding a touch of wry humour and always nailing the darkness that his character requires. Karlsson is somebody that has survived the Cloyne, not overcome it. A part of him was broken by that experience and he is still haunted by it. This is a complex character brought to life wonderfully by an incredible actor.
I've mentioned darkness and humour time and again throughout this review, mainly because these are the two strongest points it has. A lot of this comes from the storyline (expertly spun by Christopher D Ford and director Watts) but also in Watts' camerawork. Combined with some atmospheric cinematography by Matthew Santo, the film drips with creepiness and danger. Nowhere is this more evident than the standout scene in which a regular children's indoor play area is turned into a nightmarish labyrinth as the Cloyne stalks terrified kids. From the inherent silliness of a child dragged under a ball pool with sudden and startling ferocity to the claustrophobic, almost Aliens-like crawl through the tunnels, this entire sequence shows you EVERYTHING that works in Clown.



THE WORST BITS (mild spoiler warning): My biggest problem with Clown is that for all the imagination evident in its premise, there is very little in the way of surprises in the plot.
It's an entirely linear story and pretty simplistic. Don't expect any shocking twists or turns - there are none. Like, at all.
Earlier I said Clown was reminiscent of Cronenberg's The Fly. Well, if you've seen that movie (and if you haven't, you need to immediately!) you will know EXACTLY how this one's going to pan out. It's entirely predictable and familiar. This could be due to a deliberate attempt to homage the 'body-horror' classics that have gone before. I'm cool with this, but could have done with a flash of inspiration or the unexpected here or there.
One thing that may upset viewers is the way that Clown is entirely happy to not only endanger its children characters but bloodily dispatch of them. It never goes so far as to show the Cloyne tearing its victims apart, but we are given plenty of bloody aftermath shots. I'm a father (so probably more susceptible to scenes like these) and I thought the film was edgy and pushed the boundaries without ever overstepping then. However, if you are very squeamish about this sort of thing, you may want to skip Clown.
Finally, some people may find the basic concept of Jon Watts' flick just a bit too daft (although quite why they'd have read this far is beyond me!). True, it is all a bit silly, but it is handled pretty much as wer as it can be. I was impressed, and I'm willing to bet that plenty of you will be.



THE VERDICT: Wow, Clown was a real shock! This is a far more polished - and scary - flick than I had any reason to believe it would be. I would definitely recommend it, not just to those looking for a fun flick but to proper horror fans as well. With a cracking cast and sinister scares, Clown most certainly is not fooling around!
UK readers, check it out. US readers, stay patient, this one is worth the wait.

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Monday, 2 March 2015

THE WEEK’S HORROR HEADLINES (23rd February – 2nd March)

Not got time to trawl the web for all the top horror news of the last week? Well allow me to give you a bite-size breakdown of the all biggest nightmarish news!

1. WEAVER IS BACK FOR BLOMKAMP’S ALIEN



Star of the Alien franchise and all around brilliant actress Sigourney Weaver WILL return for Neill Blomkamp’s Alien sequel. Hooray! And, despite the earlier reports to the contrary, Blomkamp has spoken out to state that his movie WILL NOT ignore the events of Alien 3 or Alien: Resurrection after all. So that's cleared that up then.

2. FIRST CAST MEMBERS REVEALED FOR ROB ZOMBIE’S 31




I like Rob Zombie's films. Even his Halloween remakes don’t cause me too much chagrin, so I’m pretty curious about his upcoming killer clowns in deadly game at Halloween flick 31. Especially now he's announced the first couple of stars in the movie — Torsten Voges and Elizabeth ‘E.G’ Daily.
I’ve a feeling this one will kick some ass, so stay tuned…

3. ASTRON 6’S KOSTANSKI AND GILLESPIE BRING US THE VOID



I absolutely love the twisted geniuses that are Steven Kostanski and Jeremy Gillespie, best known for their nutso work on the likes of Manborg and Father’s Day as part of Astron 6. So imagine my unmitigated glee when I heard they plan to bring us a straight up horror flick using all practical effects and decidedly Silent Hill type feel? That’s right The Void is coming… and you can help make it so by contributing to the movie’s Indiegogo campaign right here!

4. SCHWARZENEGGER’S MAGGIE GET RELEASE DATE



There is finally a date set for us to see Arnold Schwarzenegger’s zombie flick. In the film Arnie plays the father to the titular Maggie (as played by Abigail Breslin), a young woman who has been infected with the zombie virus and returned home to spend her last few hours with her family. Sound intriguing? Well, you'll be able to check it out on 8th May!

5. AMERICAN HORROR STORY’S WOOLF PASSES AWAY



Very sad news as actor Ben Woolf has passed away aged 34 following a road accident. His family have released the following statement 
"We have been overwhelmed by the outpouring of love and support from all of the world for our beloved Ben. He touched so many hearts in his 34 years. His memory will live on within each of us and within his work." 
R.I.P. Ben.


6. NEW THIS WEEK



We've two pretty big name horror titles receiving their home release this week. First the final chapter in the kickass REC series, REC: Apocalypse continues the spanish undead saga at sea. It can be bought at Amazon here.
And, FINALLY, the Eli Roth produced Clown has arrived! Hooray! Get it at Amazon right here.


If you haven’t already, do please check out and like the Hickey’s House of Horrors Facebook page, which you can find here. It gives you a nice quick link to any new posts on this blog, plus regular news updates from around the web. I check the Internet so you don’t have to! Alternatively, follow me on twitter: The House@HickeysHorrors

Until next time, I hope you enjoyed your stay.

Tuesday, 27 January 2015

SINISTER SIX: CREEPY CLOWNS

Like many of you, I was very interested to see the slew of images from the upcoming, Eli Roth-produced horror movie, Clown.


This is the latest in a long line of terrifying, greasepaint wearing nightmares and coulrophobia seems to be as prevalent as ever before.
So what better time than to take a look at six of the nastiest, most maniacal and generally unspeakable smiling psychos of all time?
Read on…

6. NOODLEDOME 


The hulking, cannibalistic Noodledome, as portrayed to gleeful, giggling perfection by Ryan Clapp, is monstrous. Present in both of the very talented Billy Pon’s directorial efforts, there can be few sights as terrifying as this behemoth looming after his victims, laughing maniacally as he measures them for a cranium splattering mallet shot. Despite his limited screentime, he steals the show in Doll Boy and has the most shocking of scenes during the INSANE mid-movie murder montage in Circus Of The Dead. I could have picked any of the troupe of psychotic clowns in CotD for this list, but Noodledome was the first of the gang to terrorise audiences. And I for one cannot wait to catch him again when Circus of the Dead hits our screens.

5. THE KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE
Killer Klowns From Outer Space, 1988


God, I love the Chiodo brothers’ cult-classic, popcorn comedy-horror masterpiece. Dammit, we NEED a sequel. 
The humour throughout is marvellous, but it is the practical effects triumphs that are the Klowns that really rock. These are incredibly ghoulish latex creations and, best of all, their M.O. really embrace the clown theme. Flying in a Big Top spaceship, wrapping victims in candy floss/cotton candy cocoons and using a variety of hilarious attacks (shadow puppet dinosaur anyone?) to rack up a huge body count — and massive laughs along the way. 
If you haven’t seen Shorty and the gang in action yet, you NEED to set that right, pronto.

4. TWISTY
American Horror Story: Freak Show, 2014


Not a big screen bad guy here, but this TV terror (and arguably the best thing in Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story: Freak Show) is still one of the most frightening clowns EVER. Sporting the most disgusting outfit and mask (and hiding an even more hideous facial wound underneath), Twisty struck a chill chord with audiences from the very second he appeared on screen, right up until the point his tragic backstory was revealed. Few who have witnessed his bloody and brutal interruption of a young lovers' picnic will ever forget that or the heart-stopping chase to camera that follows.
Brought to life with diabolical relish by John Carroll Lynch, Twisty was a brutal murderer, kidnapper of children and all-around living nightmare. 
Scary, scary stuff. 

3. ART THE CLOWN
The 9th Circle, 2008; Terrifier, 2011; All Hallow’s Eve, 2013



Most of the following is from a previous feature in which I heralded the sheer terror of Mike Giannelli as Art the Clown. I’m repeating what I said then because it still rings true three months on. 

Creepily clad in black and white, including his make up, Art has an impossibly angular face and rotting, pointed teeth in his grinning mouth. With dismemberment, mutilation and decapitation his raison d’être , Art does his job in complete silence. This doesn’t mean that he’s a typical, hulking silent slasher though, oh no.
Art is animated, his face expressive, especially when he descends into fits of silent giggles… the problem is, when he does, you aren’t laughing along. Art’s sense of humour is as dark as it gets. Art is one of the most terrifying screen boogeymen I’ve ever seen and well deserving of his place on this list.

2. PAPA CORN
Circus Of The Dead, 2014



I know I’ve already included one of the Circus of the Dead’s villains on this list, but they deserve more representation. Especially THIS one.

Long-term readers of Hickey’s House of Horrors know I’m a huge fan of Bill Oberst Jr, the hardest-working man in the industry and one of the nicest gentlemen I have ever had the pleasure to converse with. From his roles in Deadly Revisions, A Grim Becoming and Coyote, he is always on top of his game. But it was in his role in ‘Bloody’ Bill Pon’s Circus Of The Dead that I first came across his work — and I was blown away. 
The character is hideous — a sadistic, necrophiliac, serial rapist. Oberst’s portrayal is spine-chilling, switching from a manipulative, charming sociopath to a drooling, psychopath in an instant. The performance is wonderful, as is the way the character is written by Pon and collaborator Lee Ankrum. 
When CotD hits the masses, it will be a massive hit, thanks in no small part to the magnificent performance from Bill Oberst Jr as Papa Corn. This is quite possibly the greatest horror villain to come along in the past decade and the only reason Papa isn’t number one on this list is because of a bona-fide genre legend in the top spot.

1. PENNYWISE
Stephen King’s It, 1990



‘They all float down here!’
When writing about Tim Curry’s performance as the demonic being that goes by the name of Pennywise, I mentioned that I know a grown man who is now terrified of clowns due to watching Stephen King's It as a young boy. This is a true statement and a real testimony to Curry’s work. 
Obviously Curry is a magnificent actor with scores of brilliant performances to his name, and when combined with one of the greatest stories by the undisputed master of modern horror fiction, real magic was created.
The sneering, growling, shape-shifting Pennywise was a genuine boogeyman, an otherworldly monster that preyed on children, using fear to its advantage and stalking the town of Derry for decades.
Tommy Lee Wallace’s tv mini series may have its detractors but few will ever find fault with the way in which Pennywise is brought to life. The It remake, consisting of two feature film releases is on the way and I'm excited to see what happens with it, but one thing is for sure — whoever steps into the antagonist's oversized shoes this time has his work cut out for him.
The reason Pennywise takes this number one spot is simple: this is an iconic performance in an iconic role. 
Plus how many horror clowns can say they have petrified audiences in two different media?

So what do you think of the list? Are there any glaring omissions or choices you disagree with? Do you have a particular favourite creepy clown that you feel I've overlooked (and trust me, there are plenty that nearly made the cut).
Leave your comments below or drop me a message, it'd be great to hear from you.

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Monday, 26 January 2015

THE WEEK’S HORROR HEADLINES (19th-26th January)

Not got time to trawl the web for all the top horror news of the last week? Well allow me to give you a bite-size breakdown of the all biggest nightmarish news!

1. RING REBOOT 'RINGS' CASTS ITS FEMALE LEAD



Italian actress Matilda Lutz has been cast as the female lead in F. Javier Gutierrez’s horror movie that reboots the horror franchise for Paramount.
Based on the J-Horror smash, Ringu, this is a new take on the terrifying legend of the cursed videotape. Read the Wrap’s story here.

2. BUMPER CROP OF IMAGES FOR ELI ROTH’S CLOWN



Want to see more from the long awaited, Eli Roth produced Clown? How’s THIS for a gallery!



















3. NEW TRAILER HITS FOR PIECES OF TALENT SEQUEL, A MISSING PIECE



I was a massive fan of Joe Stauffer’s Pieces of Talent, so I’m delighted to see the sequel moving ahead. Looking forward to it? You will be after checking out the trailer right here!

4. THE STRANGERS 2 FINALLY ON THE WAY!



After more false starts than I can count, it seems we may FINALLY be getting a sequel to 2008’s home invasion classic, The Strangers. As I’ve written before, this has been a long time coming, but now it seems to be pressing ahead with Marcel Langenegger attached to direct.
Read Bloody Disgusting’s story here.

5. EVANS LEAVES CROW REBOOT



Luke Evans, the impressive star of No One Lives and less impressive star of Dracula Untold has left Relativity’s reboot of the classic dark comicbook franchise.
I like Evans, so this is a bit sad, but let’s see who director Corin Hardy fills the role with before writing this one off. After all, it can’t rain all the time.
Read The Wrap’s story here.

6. NEW THIS WEEK



There’s a few flicks hitting the shelves this week. These include the highly regarded Honeymoon (available here), psychological chiller Phobia (available here), eerie horror mystery Neverlake (available here) and occult horror Where The Devil Hides (available here). If you catch any of these, do let me know your thoughts, I’m always grateful to receive recommendations!



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