FUN FEATURE: WHAT IS YOUR SLASHER FILM NAME?

IF YOU WERE AN AWFUL 1980’s SLASHER FILM, WHAT WOULD YOU BE CALLED?

You can find out in three simple steps (or even 4 if you want to get advanced!)

First start with THE, then take the first letter of your first name…

A – BLOODY

B – TEXAS

C – BLACK

D – NIGHT OF THE

E – SCREAMING

F – BLEEDING

G – BOSTON

H – HOUSE OF THE

I – DEADLY

J – PSYCHOTIC

K – RAGING

L – INSANE

M – MANIACAL

N – BACKWOODS

O – SUMMERCAMP

P&Q – LAKESIDE

R – PSYCHO

S – CURSE OF THE

T – LEGEND OF THE

U&V – NIGHTMARE

W – CLOWNHOUSE

X, Y & Z – DEVIL’S

Then take the month you were born…

JANUARY – NEW YEAR

FEBRUARY – VALENTINE’S

MARCH – CHAINSAW

APRIL – APRIL FOOL’S

MAY – POWERDRILL

JUNE – SORORITY

JULY – PROM

AUGUST – DEATH

SEPTEMBER – GRADUATION

OCTOBER – HALLOWEEN

NOVEMBER – HATCHET

DECEMBER – CHRISTMAS

Then take the first letter of your surname…

A – KILLINGS

B – MURDERS

C – MUTILATOR

D – STRANGLER

E – EVIL

F – RIPPER

G – LUNATIC

H – MANGLER

I – INCIDENT

J – BLOODSHED

K – KILLER

L – HORROR

M – MURDERER

N – MADMAN

O – SUMMERCAMP

P&Q – PROWLER

R – STALKER

S – MANIAC

T – MASSACRE

U&V – NIGHTMARE

W – SLAUGHTER

X, Y & Z – DEMON

And there you go!

Using this formula I have become The Curse of the Valentine’s Mangler.

I would watch this film.

But wait!

You want to get truly into the spirit and add a sequelish sub-title?

Well just read on!

Take the last number of your age and check below — to explain, if you’re one (good reading skills btw), 11, 21, 31, 41, 51 etc, you’d use ONE. If you’re two, 12, 22, 32, 42, 52 etc, you’d use TWO. If you’re three, 13, 23, 33, 43 etc, you’d use THREE and so on.

If you’re under a year old (I can’t help but feel this blog may not be appropriate, but it’s a free country), 10, 20, 30, 40, you get to use ZERO!

ZERO – : DREAD RISING

ONE – X: TO ALL A GOODNIGHT

TWO – II: MEATFACE’S REVENGE

THREE – 3D!

FOUR – IV: THE FINAL CHAPTER

FIVE – V: THE EVIL LIVES AGAIN

SIX – V!: THE NIGHT HE CAME HOME

SEVEN – VS DEMONIC CLOWN

EIGHT – VIII: IN SPACE

NINE – IX: A NEW BEGINNING

This gives me the now TRULY EPIC The Curse of the Valentine’s Mangler V: The Evil Lives Again!

Oh well, it passed five minutes, didn’t it?

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